Not my usual forte, but it went from a list to a story before I realized it.

WHAT'S FORBIDDEN


No Trespassing

No Spitting

No Loitering

No Running

No Skateboards/roller skates

No Parking

Handy-cap Parking Only

No Soliciting

No Consumption of Alcoholic Beverages

No Smoking Within 20 feet of Entrance

No Liquids Over 8 Ounces

No Carry On Luggage

No Fishing or Swimming in Marina

Do Not Harass the Ducks in the Walkway

One Way Traffic Only

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone

No Outlet

Dead End