This one is for TC...and of course Cricket and Spencer. Happy Puppies!


SEXUAL DECEIT

“I’m telling you Gloria, she really pissed me off this time.” Carol told her friend. “I mean, she knows damn well I have the hots for this guy like they’ve just been invented.”

Gloria lay stretched out on the grass in the sun with her eyes closed. “Humm,” was all she said.

“I probably never should have gone on and on about how gorgeous he is, or those eyes. He’s got the longest eyelashes I’ve ever seen on a guy. And built? His body should be taxed, it’s so perfect.”

Gloria rolled over onto her back and stretched out her legs.

“Me and my big mouth,” Carol said. “That bitch wouldn’t have even known he existed if I hadn’t pointed him out to her.”

Gloria opened her eyes, looked at Carol, and said, “Com’on, she would have run into him eventually. I mean, you know we all hang out at the same places. Anyway, you don’t really have territorial rights to him. It’s not like you’re life mates or anything.”

“Life mates is not the point, Gloria, it’s sexual deceit! Although now that you mention it, I would pay big money just to breed with him.”

“Breed, scheemed, that’s not your decision and you know it.”

“It is as long as I decide to look my best and stay in the running for the best mate he could ever get.’

“Yeah? Well, tell it to your owner, honey.” Gloria said, “Cause here comes your dreamboat with his handler, a Best of Show ribbon on his collar, and a look of lust in his eyes.

You’re about to be a very lucky dog.”